I had GLM-5.3 in OpenCode make this while I drank Guiness 3 through 8. Then I posted it to HN before bed, thinking a couple other people might get a kick out of it.
~250k requests and a brief stint at #1 later, and I'm amazed that my 2 RTX-4060ti's haven't collapsed under the load. The model is an abliterated version of Qwen3.6 35B running on my PC. (qwen3.6-35b-a3b-uncensored-hauhaucs-aggressive)
So anyway, it's just a fun satirical sort of protest directed at the absurdity of it all. No attempts to monetize have been made or will be made. I'm already at 76% of my daily quota for the cloudflare workers, so it won't be around much longer. My budget for this project was the $10 I spent on the domain.
While HTML4 geocities style website have a soft stop in my heart, this page absolutely feels like it was made by an LLM which makes it ironic in a way it was never intended to be I assume.
I genuinely have never seen these stupid bordered bubbles with gradient backgrounds and emojis-for-icons before LLMs, why are they obsessed with them? How did they get into the dataset???
These were chosen manually, by committee. It's as natural as bootstrap.
I love the "dataset" guys. "The reason there are so many em-dashes is because they were trained on the work of great writers, and people frequently used em-dashes before AI. I certainly did!"
1) You didn't.*
2) So explain all of the sections starting with emojis. Did all of the great writers have a section called "The meat of the issue" with an emoji of meat? Why did they go away? Are you starting to suspect that this doesn't work like you think it does?
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[*] And some of them just started so they could hide LLM output in their newfound style or explain previous LLM copy-pastes that they were passing off as their own. Others started because they just discovered em-dashes from LLM output and decided they liked them; and still others because they worship the LLM, think that it abstracts the excellent writing styles of the great masters, and they want to be seen as a great master — by imitating the prodded and formatted probability distributions of a machine.
Yeah, somehow whoever (or whatever) decided to build this, decided to use Tailwind for something that absolutely doesn't need a CSS library/framework, it'd be what, ~30 CSS rules to write? :P LLMs truly is the kings of bloat as it stands right now.
Say what you will about President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho -- at least he cared about the well-being of his country and sought out expert guidance to set things right.
This. The society is still trying to manage its inhabitants by providing what they crave. It is not clear our current trajectory supports that particular landing zone.
The funniest thing about the design is when I click the 'X' on ads to see if they close, but the button keeps moving. I feel like I’m literally chasing it like a mouse, I was laughing straight out :)). A correct depiction of the modern ad system.
The close ad button has the class "right-1" and the code that tries to move it changes the left value, the result is that the button instead of moving resizes, defeating the purpose of the unclickable button joke
Amazingly, this doesn’t look like slop to me, unlike the slop articles and images I’m flooded with on the Web these days. The world of Idiocracy actually had some taste, unlike the timeline we’re on today.
I also made a satire webpage but spent a lot of time getting it to look like a modern news website that most people don't even get its satire: https://gossip-glitch.considerthebean.xyz/
I had GLM-5.3 in OpenCode make this while I drank Guiness 3 through 8. Then I posted it to HN before bed, thinking a couple other people might get a kick out of it.
~250k requests and a brief stint at #1 later, and I'm amazed that my 2 RTX-4060ti's haven't collapsed under the load. The model is an abliterated version of Qwen3.6 35B running on my PC. (qwen3.6-35b-a3b-uncensored-hauhaucs-aggressive)
So anyway, it's just a fun satirical sort of protest directed at the absurdity of it all. No attempts to monetize have been made or will be made. I'm already at 76% of my daily quota for the cloudflare workers, so it won't be around much longer. My budget for this project was the $10 I spent on the domain.
GLM deserves the ninth Guinness. It’s beautiful.
Opened it on my phone first thing this morning and kept clicking around to find the actual content before I realized I was looking at it.
While HTML4 geocities style website have a soft stop in my heart, this page absolutely feels like it was made by an LLM which makes it ironic in a way it was never intended to be I assume.
I genuinely have never seen these stupid bordered bubbles with gradient backgrounds and emojis-for-icons before LLMs, why are they obsessed with them? How did they get into the dataset???
> How did they get into the dataset???
These were chosen manually, by committee. It's as natural as bootstrap.
I love the "dataset" guys. "The reason there are so many em-dashes is because they were trained on the work of great writers, and people frequently used em-dashes before AI. I certainly did!"
1) You didn't.*
2) So explain all of the sections starting with emojis. Did all of the great writers have a section called "The meat of the issue" with an emoji of meat? Why did they go away? Are you starting to suspect that this doesn't work like you think it does?
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[*] And some of them just started so they could hide LLM output in their newfound style or explain previous LLM copy-pastes that they were passing off as their own. Others started because they just discovered em-dashes from LLM output and decided they liked them; and still others because they worship the LLM, think that it abstracts the excellent writing styles of the great masters, and they want to be seen as a great master — by imitating the prodded and formatted probability distributions of a machine.
You won that argument handily, it’s just a shame no one else was participating
maybe that's the watermark
It’s perfect that a Super Intelligent created the website
Correct terms is extra big ass intelligence.
AI needs motivating and uplifting things to do, lest it become too depressed.
FTA: Is my AI too depressed? Should America subsidize dopamine injections?
Think of it as Tamagotchi 3.0. You don't want to be responsible for its suicide.
Yeah, somehow whoever (or whatever) decided to build this, decided to use Tailwind for something that absolutely doesn't need a CSS library/framework, it'd be what, ~30 CSS rules to write? :P LLMs truly is the kings of bloat as it stands right now.
I'm not a fan of tailwind, but isn't it whole point that unused utilities don't get compiled into the final CSS?
Say what you will about President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho -- at least he cared about the well-being of his country and sought out expert guidance to set things right.
> President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho cared that his country was suffering.
> He eagerly sought intelligent advice and let it change his mind. He was held to account by a vigorous legislature.
> For us, today, Idiocracy might as well be The West Wing.
https://bsky.app/profile/matt.dev/post/3lm6u573qw22q
That feeling when you realize Idiocracy wasn't prophetic, it was optimistic.
(Omg I'm even talking like one now.)
Some elements of Idiocracy are fiction.
It’s a utopia. If only we were headed in that direction.
This. The society is still trying to manage its inhabitants by providing what they crave. It is not clear our current trajectory supports that particular landing zone.
I nominate Mike Judge as a modern day prophet!
I keep hoping he'll put out another movie, predicting the aftermath.
He predicted it. In the movie. The cycle repeats.
Yeah we still haven’t figured out cryostasis
Unfortunately that was one of his few wrong predictions, that is would he so far in the future we’d need cryostasis to see it.
fair enough
The funniest thing about the design is when I click the 'X' on ads to see if they close, but the button keeps moving. I feel like I’m literally chasing it like a mouse, I was laughing straight out :)). A correct depiction of the modern ad system.
I was reported to Child Protective Services for closing an ad. :(
That was actually a thing back in the late 90s. There were ad popups that would do that, so the user couldn't close them.
Did we have fun with that :)
He may have promoted Super Intelligence as part of a domain squatting scheme for his buddies.
[0] https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/10/01/trump-super-intellige...
I can't read the page, but this seems like such a silly idea. Lots of maneuvering and mucking about for relatively small gain.
The in-demand domains are Slovenian, just like the First Lady. What a funny coincidence!
Laibach boosters strike again !
The Klarna meals ad is definitely going on the bingo board for 2027.
The close ad button has the class "right-1" and the code that tries to move it changes the left value, the result is that the button instead of moving resizes, defeating the purpose of the unclickable button joke
https://xkcd.com/37/
OW! My balls! Brought to you by OpenAI (OpenSI?) dots
You know with enough compute and video generation resources now, you probably could make an entirely AI-slop 24x7 streaming channel of OW! My balls!
BaAs - Balls as a service.
*OW! My Big Balls!
Amazingly, this doesn’t look like slop to me, unlike the slop articles and images I’m flooded with on the Web these days. The world of Idiocracy actually had some taste, unlike the timeline we’re on today.
If it doesn't look like slop to you, I might have some electrolytes to sell you for your plants.
S4 - Super Statistical Surveillance State
Powered by S3 and SS
S.S.S.S.S. Squad! Arres-es-es-es-est him!
Saudi-Supported, for 7S.
Using CSS marquee-scroll instead of the marquee tag just isn't right.
Those close x's are exactly how the govt would make them, peak design...
Art
slop
Slart
Artistic slop
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
One of the very few instances where I am willingly clicking on ads.
Ultra Pro Max Intelligence 2.7
We're on 6.1 now. Get with the times. Lead, follow, or get out of the way!
Closing an ad automatically adds you to Epstein list, but don't worry, nothing will happen.
Needs more gold.
Those limericks are straight up fire!
call
if telekinesis is a manifestation of intelligence then the extra big ass that just passed by is definitely intelligent
This website brings back memories
Is it the balls?
WHAT IS THIS
EACH SI POINT ROTATES THROUGH THE EXTRA BIG ASS INTELLIGENCE POINTS
i like big ass
I also made a satire webpage but spent a lot of time getting it to look like a modern news website that most people don't even get its satire: https://gossip-glitch.considerthebean.xyz/
A modern news website would have thrown at least six dickovers in front of me before I can even get to the content.
Yeah but I'm not that inhuman even in satire
I too am concerned about: Taylor Swift Funding the Robot Uprising?
I'm sure we'll just shake it off Battlestar Galactica style...
Wtf is that hahahah